Scat.

And some men wonder why some women would choose a bear.

I find Skippy to be a bit too oily, but they aren’t very different in taste.

I’m outraged at the neutrality of this headline!

Yup, I am always playing with nonsense lyrics and scatting.

Idris Elba shows up a lot because it’s a fun one to scat.

My wife likes Skippy, I like Jif.

We keep a jar of each around and use each other’s in a pinch.

I do love the Warhammer comparison though. My wife and I have a D&D collection. She does not play D&D. Her part of the collection is the Lego D&D minifigs.

It’s so bad it’s laughable but not good. I do not regret watching it.

Spoilers: the aliens want our data and succeed. Now we have no data (because they somehow stole it all from everywhere rather than just copying it) and can’t even contact one another because our contact info is all data and is all gone.

This is totally forgotten two scenes later and he is making calls again.

It was also sitting unreleased until Amazon bought it, so there are a ton of BAD product placements, in an intentional way out of frustration from having to do them. At least that is my head canon. Considering data mining is at the heart of the incomprehensible plot, they really seem to be telling Amazon to go fuck itself.

I am a hobbyist writer.

I have a ton of great ideas that I do not have the talent to bring to fruition.

I don’t know which is the best.

Revisit your project.

Claim your place among the titans of mathematics!

My journey was:

Wait, there’s a ton of religions, most of which think that they’re the ones with the one immutable truth?

Then none of them are right, or it would be obvious.

I still spent years with Christian apologia and god-in-the-gaps nonsense but at least my personal moral and religious development was rooted in doubt rather than faith.

Somehow both of my parents were disappointed in my atheism.

I try to be better here than the/my tone was on reddit.

I hate what rampant capitalism and conservatism has done to my world.

I hate key players that forge that reality.

But I try not to hate the people. We feel powerless, and that is why so many of us lash out. I can forgive some of that.

This is not world news.

Holy shit that is every comment from you.

Oops, my bad.

Link to the wrong recipe!

Those look delicious!

I have never really tried a recipe other than the toll house one to be honest, although I make a few changes.

I don’t see that as a downside. Be mysterious.

In Jerboa, and I assume other apps, it is easy to downvote by accident while scrolling.

I still hate when a post gets a downvote and no other response, but ya gotta let it go or go mad.

Yes, I do have such a recent post.

I am gonna have to try that cheddar trick, cast iron pizza is my standard go-to!

Not exactly misheard but what I came up with and which became canon to my household despite not really sounding alike:

Tape Five’s ‘Taxi to Bombay’ became ‘Text me Your Butthole.’ (And please do not.)

Edit: Just remembered an actual misheard one. I am a bit hard of hearing, and the They Might Be Giants song Subliminal I heard as Submersible. Considering that the lyric is ‘Subliminal… in an unnoticeable way,’ my interpretation was pretty damned funny.