A little puzzle I like to give Right Wingers who think “America ended slavery, and Conservatives helped! Where’s our thank you?”

If I were to hijack an airplane and send it into the Statue of Liberty, but at the very last minute I swerve, successfully avoid it, and return to my seat, returning control to the pilots in the process.

Do I get a medal for saving the plane, or do I get arrested for hijacking it?

Riddle me this Batman: If Confederate statues honor “Democrats”, why did Republicans get mad at their removal.

I’m just glad people can tell the difference between Christ and Trump, the beast of revelation

Oh so the reason I can’t post on Reddit anymore.

I’m paranoid Discord will begin a banning spree next

This. I knew the Dems didn’t give a shit about people like me not only because they tried to sell us out after the election… but because BERORE the election no one tried deadnaming Bowman

I thought Citizens United was an Obama thing. Are you sure you don’t mean the Patriot Act?

There have been cases where firing upon law enforcement who failed to adequately identify as such has counted as self defence

I’m an American and I rarely if ever hear this

I really really wish I wasn’t American

As cool as it is for me to remember “Oh yeah, I have boobs”, I have never wanted to fuck myself and I’d probably mistake myself for a guy at worst or a ham-beast at best

I have no idea how the hell my boyfriend is attracted to me.

Bro looks like he Superman, they should have had him play Superman at some point

Instead of whatever the hell Man of Steel was

The Dems have no survival instincts at all

It makes sense when you realize he intentionally tried to tank the MGS series and failed upward.

I’m not kidding he made MGS 2, 3, and 4 hoping they would be franchise killers and was actively upset people loved them.

Snake got into Smash before Sonic. That’s pretty damn mainstream

At least it’s not overdraft fees.

I mean yes they’re trying to bring those back, but like… for now anyways.

They left?

Jesus Christ

I’ve heard that they’re absolutely being bricked

How evil do you have to be to even have this thought?

I’ve been looking for new horror games to watch let’s play of. Thank you

I don’t get it