Only if you’re sending them to North Jersey. Otherwise you’re just sending them to the shore, and we don’t need more corrupt dinguses here, thanks! Keep them!

Baking can be deviated, but only specific ways! Flavorings can be changed (orange extract instead of lemon) but you can’t change amounts of butter. Not without having a deep magical knowledge that I don’t have lol

My father was, shortly, a short order cook. So we learned some from him. Mother was also an adequate home cook despite her thinking she wasn’t. So we learned cooking from them.

I learned baking from teaching myself by “following recipes exactly and precisely” which usually worked. Having to follow the rules really helped for baking.

I still don’t know why mothers friends didn’t understand what preheating the oven meant!!! Don’t throw shit in there while it’s preheating at least not cookies!!!

My mother’s husband was 6’9". Sadly he’s shrinking in his old age. It annoys him.

The first time my mother was genuinely interested in a hobby of mine was when I started gardening last year. It was the first time I heard pride in her voice that wasn’t tied to education?

I’m very emotional now.

It wasn’t really about the Angewomon (though pretty angel is cool) it was just being listened to and involved in a conversation that didn’t feel like it would turn condescending and mean randomly because I missed some vital thing :<

Even without YouTube, mother hated hearing me talk about Digimon and stuff. It was depressing. I had to listen to her ramble about her stupid colleagues, she could have at least pretended to listen to me ramble about Angewomon.

Remembering my childhood…yeah. yeah they can be just little jerks. They became quieter jerks whenever I kicked them in the shins with my little cowboy boots.

They take chickens that are on the sale by date and cook them. At least when I worked deli! So maybe not the nicest chickens but all fine!

Human bodies are weird! Tongue things, ear lobes are weird, some people can smell ants! There’s so many more!

Tight to the ceiling and Might grow to the ceiling here!

My tongue is… like smooth underneath? Nothing that looks anything like these! I’m scared!

The Bad Forks are kept around because my dingus of a twin wants the heavy cutlery (hiss boo) while I prefer only the lightest of cutlery.

Also the heavy ones are fine for tearing apart chicken and stuff, just not for eating.

We did throw away the one soup spoon that did fuck all and was universally panned by all three people.

Doesn’t need a turn! Cats spines are like a rope! Wiggly furry snake!

Uppermost leg and far right leg are the back legs, with the tail inbetween. Imagine the back half of the cat is on its back, stomach up.

The rest of the cat is rotated towards the camera. One arm slung over the belly, other arm splayed out in front. If the arm over its belly was instead next to the uppermost leg, cat would just be fully in its back!

Isn’t it part of meeting a new cat, is figuring out what weird random way they like to be pet? It’s so fun! They all love different things!

It’s funny because I played homescapes well before these ads, they were just bejeweled like stuff. The ads then started and now every so often you get a puzzle from the ads do they can’t be sued for false advertising. At least, last I checked. Haven’t played for ages, watched a few people show them off though.

I have an identical mirror twin! They’re six inches shorter than me!

Oracle of Seasons was my first Zelda game and I adored it!

My twin had to tell them to stop calling because universal donor it was just so so often, even when twin was too low iron they still called.