Ace Combat 5! The best story in the series. A man/woman/other of fine taste!

I still can’t listen to Blurry by Puddle of Mudd without thinking about this game

How is that in any way shocking?

Yep, tore my meniscus in my knee a month ago shifting my weight standing still in my kitchen

We were upgrading computers to go to windows 8, they decided for new machines for everyone. There was a pallet of computers outside the IT office.

One day the IT reported he was missing a couple computers. Boss decides not to publicize that and put up a camera.

Next day they walked out a guy who had been working as a temp for a year and had just been converted to full time. They told him if the computers came back they wouldn’t go to the police

Dang, wireless glitch. I’ve had this happen with my Kia since I bought it two years ago. I swear it’s something electrical in the car

Yeah, this is some of the least surprising news ever

This is Zoe, aka Princess Zoe Peanut Butter Garbanzo

She got the name peanut butter from a delivery guy one day who was helping move in a new couch. She just went up to him friendly as can be and the delivery guy just went “hey peanut butter” and the nickname stuck.