I thought biweekly was every other week and diweekly would be twice a week?
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God, in a sexual context, describing yourself as a ‘yelper’ sounds really bad.
Like you’re taking your time, being all sensual and shit, and then when things are building up a bit she just starts barking like an angry small dog… awkward moment.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•What's the best way to get rid of an old mattress? Wrong answers only. Worst idea I'll actually do.
2·4 days agoDildos are supposed to be reusable, you know, not just dissappear. Sounds like someone needs to have a big clear-out.
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NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.works•I will now be taking questionsEnglish
11·5 days agoWhy is it always pointy sticks?
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•There are still good people in this world.
1·5 days agoYa but they call German Deutch in Germany 🤷♂️
Every time I see her wee face, I can only think of
“Pork markets” 🤪👁👁🫦
tbf the image macro said “(…) your (sic) trying to sensor other people (…)”
Nice tiny house bro, have you heard about our lord and saviour Cob?
milli is 1/1000
100 mg would be .1 g
Listen, pal: 2018 is recent times! We can’t just go around updating our opinions of things every two or four years! There’s way too many things, and we have so many opinions. Also, some of us are middle-aged and worn out. The only solution is to form an opinion and then stick with it to the death.
Yours sincerely,
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Time travelers going back in time to kill the first religion ever before it forms and fucks up humanity
2·14 days agoYou might have a point about the rainbow serpent being the oldest continuously worshipped deity.
But there is evidence of religion in the form of ritual burial from long before humans first went to Australia. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_religion
I guess we need to think about how you define religion, but as I imagine the lives of early humans, their group’s success, or even survival, depended so much on the whims of forces they did not understand. Our brains are so good at pattern recognition and hardwired for social living, that we inevitably see the randomness of weather or prey migration patterns as the results of our actions, imagine some spirit/god has control over certain things, and then start to organise our society around ceremonies to placate these powerful forces.
Tldr depending how you define it, i think religion is the default human way of knowing the world
Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyztoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•We need to make informed choicesEnglish
8·16 days agoIsn’t that the opposite? Makes it easier to get the timing right, but at the cost of dirtying loads more little bowls? Whereas if i dice my carrots while my onions are sweating etc, I can keep the production line going and only use one pot…
I suspect that’s the truth about many things. We love a Hollywood narrative, but a lot of the time having some aptitude and then becoming obsessed is the way.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Iran Propaganda is very entertaining to follow
5·18 days agoDifferent people will watch different things. Plenty would immediately swipe away from irl real time footage of political leaders, but might be interested in a slick animation with a catchy tune, and there’s something new happening visually every few seconds…
I could see this being effective to an extent.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Life never works exactly the way you want it
13·20 days agoA couple of times I found a few tattered pages of a porn mag by the side of the road.
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Political Memes@lemmy.world•And in other news, forks found in kitchen.
3·24 days ago“It’s complicated”







Purrpetual motion machine!