I used to say I was a dish sanitation engineer. That was before LinkedIn tho.

Looking at the distance between the multiplayer shitters in the picture, I’m gonna say you’re the one sticking your face in their butt.

When you pee standing up, do you usually remove the clothes covering your ass?

(Or do you imagine this is how it works, if you never pee standing up?)

Is it because they called rather than order through the app?

Or because OP is ugly?

I would go even further, by not voting the message those in power get from you is “the current situation/trajectory of society is fine with me”. Whether or not that’s what you intended.

Probably about 7 hands.

Yeah I love a bath. Especially when I feel I’ve really earned it, like exhausted after a day hillwalking, or manual labour outside in the rain or cold.

Oh some of those natural body smells do linger, I’m afraid. I pray you never need to know that as viscerally as I know it.

But still yeah I agree, artificial scent bad. But so normalised. I often think about ‘brave new world’ when I walk into a reception area or house where they’re pumping out oderiser. I’m just glad public transport doesn’t yet pipe the shit in.

Some people are just smelly even when they have washed, for various reasons. Obnoxious levels of perfume may actually be better than the alternative in some cases.

Although even unpleasant body smells don’t usually make me sneeze or my eyes itch like most perfume does…

I don’t know specifically about shipwrecks, but there’s a lot of unexploded WW2 ordinance in the seas around the UK that cause problems, along other things. There’s an effort to map the sea bed of the north sea, because there’s so many cables and wind generators going in.

Here’s a relevant podcast episode: https://engineeringmatters.reby.media/2024/01 a/25/249-the-cables-that-bind-our-world-together/

To be fair I think that a lot of people also just say it the way you were understanding it, without intending hidden burn meaning…

What else is the landline for?

Lol, one of those things is different from the others 🤔

“Incy wincy” crew rise up! ✊️

What would that look like, do you think? In terms of how people would fulfil or replace those web activities?

Per sitting.

What are the options other than removing the forms?

Ta muchly!

What is the video? Imgur doesn’t work in UK any more…

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adbusters