My teeth are very sensitive and I can only eat softer foods like uranium, or else my teeth may shatter into a million pieces and they’ll have to replace my teeth with ones made of recycled water bottles

Is this what they call a midwest goodbye 😭

Some day we’re gonna wake up and realise we’ve ended up evolving an entirely new language and can’t communicate with anyone who spends less than 12 hours a week on lemmy xd

The first step of any linux install is installing vim/neovim. Anything else is sheer apostasy

Have you tried downloading more RAM?

Capitalism is a system that does not encourage, and in fact selects against ethics and morals, rather rewarding exploitation (limited to a degree by regulation, hence why they exist). May I ask what precisely you refer to when you say “your culture’s lack of ethics and morals?” particularly which culture, and which ethics and morals.

Well, its possible the motors weren’t at 100% at all times, but I’d imagine that at that maths its still 1-2 cents per kWh, which still seems quite off.

5 hot showers. All at once so I’m 5x as clean

worthy context I’m not sure y’all are aware of, but Conor D Oil is a (very funny may I add) satire account. He often takes the piss out of transvestigators with posts like this where he circles just random parts of the image