We have a runt who barely weighs 7 pounds but eats like a fatass. When I do the rounds filling bowls, she follows me to eat the absolute freshest food just placed.

Are they still neon? I would’ve thought led was more common. Either way thank you for the work you do.

Don’t need one. The amount of times I’ve had to explain how fucking tax brackets work, I wouldn’t be surprised if the numbers were even more skewed towards the wrong answer.

You are a pragmatic fellow and I respect that.

Same, except I got a Kirkland brand t shirt that’s thick and comfy as fuck and I’ll rep Kirkland all day (except their dishwasher pods fuck those).

20 minute nap under the desk.

They have ways to roll this back from what I’ve heard.

“Hello police I have a server full of cp, oh get in the van? OK.”