

What a weird parasocial position to attempt a sincere defense of… Really planning for the future huh, you temporarily embarrassed millionaire?
One daty you’ll get that sweet mega yacht invite, and you’ll be able to say, “don’t worry friends, I always had your back when THEY would try to disparage you” and they’ll say, “we always knew you were different, better… one of us, Stewart. We just had to wait until you pulled yourself up by your bootstraps, as of course, we all had before”





















Trust me, bro!
They are real people these friends of mine, but you don’t know them, because they are from a different school. And you won’t see them this summer at all because… they are both actually models in Canada during the summer.
But totally cured and now they get boners also with THIS ONE TRICK that doctors HATE it!!!