"Democrats shit in my pants, AGAIN? Impossible!!! It had to be an inside job… These are $700 trump brand security pants with AI anti-diarrhea technology in the butt and real gold Bible verses stitched into the crotch to repel gay boners? These liberals are just too computer, someone needs to stop them from having Paramount plus subscriptions so they can’t learn from the CSI"

Lawyer here: This is NOT legal advice as I’m not OP’s retained counsel and I don’t know all facts obviously, but on initial scan something isn’t right… The posted story really stinks and this seems like a pretty shitty case overall. I would not take the work - I mean MAYBE if they were paying a lot, but it wouldn’t be my number 1 priority, would be a number 2 at best.

Appreciate the caveats, but in the age of AI fabrication like breathing, if the only source is a nazi twitter post, makes a lot of sense to wait for the larger context. Whitmer hasn’t really shown this in her character, so we will see.

Doesn’t hurt that OP has a pretty fraught post history on top. Some good philosophy mixed in, but someone who is definitely lost in middle of it all.

Fuck this data center moment generally, but where is source of lead image/headline, OP? This is the only quote from her in your article?

“I will only ever open Michigan to companies that respect our strict environmental standards and protect our air, land and water, the Barn meets all those high standards,” Whitmer said. “Here in Michigan, we are setting an example for the rest of the nation, the rest of the world, for that matter. We have the right guardrails to ensure responsible adoption of AI and create jobs.”

Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer speaks at groundbreaking for Saline Twp. data center

Bold of you to try to make a distinction between this admin and corporations. But of course, they’ll hedge. My point is that they do so uphill and slowly, without the research, subsidy/tax incentives and media praise that would typically accelerate progress towards such an obvious next step

In spite of the idiocracy

Hope your death is only as painful as you deserve, Mitch - You were a vicious cancer on the world that we nay never recover from, and all because you got caught having sex with a guy in the military.

Before “the election”… what are you taking about, guy? Fetterman has held several local and state offices before the stroke. Those were years of saying shit and delivering tangible outcomes, that’s how he advanced to national prominence, not because he wore shorts.

But again, that fetterman was real, and died from a stroke.

You’re really blazing the path for the aspiring, “I want to post ambiguous, affectionate memes of objectively bad people with no context of their evil” crowd.

Up next is four AI-generated panels of Tucker Carlson petting farm animals with the title, “Damn dog… This dude really on some olde MacDonald vibes or what!”

“I mean, I DON’T like that kind of stuff, unless you all think is cool and then like, yeah, I really do like it. Or whatever.”

It is a lot of revisionist history. If you actually tuned in early on and listened in any depth, it was real.

I can’t find it now, but there was one earlier interview in particular on CNN/MSNBC, maybe when he was running for lieutenant governor? It was in front of a Sheetz or a Wawa and he genuinely felt like he could be a viable presidential candidate one day. Clear, confident and progressive positions expressed very matter of fact.

The person you see today is not the same person. Again, john fetterman died.

Stupid headline mentions nothing about shareholder value? Did it go up or what???

OP totally did a, “licking unwashed ass is great, right?? " quietly hoping everyone would say, “YES!! WE AGREE WITH AND VALIDATE YOU!!!”. Then everyone responded with,” Absolutely not, this sounds horrible?" And now OP responds to every follow-up response in thread with, “Oh yeah, me too actually. I think this is so gross. Who even posted this, right?” People then correctly call OP out and response is, “Don’t be so serious, it’s prank bro!”

Kids… Don’t grow up to be like OP.

john fetterman died from a fatal stroke.

The vision: “Listen up you ungrateful insect. You’ll work for nothing, under constant surveillance, until you die early, penniless and in pain, from very preventable conditions. Also, we’re just going to fire you randomly. Fuck you”

Ignorant, Anti-LGBTQ, trump-sucking clown

Jassy shit in your milkshake. You’re not getting invited to the yacht party BTW, you temporarily embarrassed millionaire

“Drop their carbon footprint”

Bezos laughs at you while he takes a helicopter to his jet to another helicopter to the smaller yacht that transports him to his actual yacht.

Agreed. Love Robert Evens.

Also, a podcast called, “The Master Plan”, Slow Burn’s Fox News season and a great documentary called, “Slaying the Dragon” if you have not seen.

Every decent person should be sat down and made to consume these.

*“I’m fine with these…” *

You know the entire point here was likely to deny the drivers climate control and whatever X continuous hours of operation before mandatory 12 hours away type laws apply to people who operate vehicles professionally? They want people to burn/freeze and frantically move until they die on 72 hour shifts without overtime pay.