A pub that I like shows football (n.am. soccer) matches. The urinals have little football nets with a little football hanging from a string mid-net, and if you aim just right, the ball spins around and around. I aim for that.

This advice is not easy to generalize outside of this particular pub, but I wish you luck.

Does this mean that I’ll need to use a VPN to obscure the fact that I’m using a VPN?