Flathead?? The one design that doesn’t self-center? No thanks, I like my surfaces without extra scratches.

You have to remember that “get that bag” is practically inherit to business. We spend a lot of time and effort making it illegal to fuck people over and do bad business stuff, but kinda-sorta since Regan the businesses have slowly been winning that battle.

Just do drugs and tell ghost stories like our ancestors.

Imagine how much more peaceful life would be if we banned advertising.