Gimme them cheeks boy and free my soul I wanna get lost in your bootyhole and lick away!

Had a dvd player that would skip all the time even if it was a brand new dvd. Got pissed off and threw it at the wall. Girlfriend plugged it back in a couple hours later and it never skipped again.

Nonconsensually as well!

Is that technically sodomy?

“We never got nutted on by salmon at my old school!”

“Guess you could say this is a pretty nutty situation!”

“Carlooos”