We must acknowledge the probability that the US government is engaging in an ongoing neglect and torture campaign against ICE detainees. The only possible reasons I can conceive for this level of obfuscation are either what I’ve mentioned above or an ongoing epidemic of some nearly untreatable disease in their facilities. Neither explanation makes their actions moral or legal.

Tried to kame hame ha the lunch line because it was too long and he didn’t want to miss the last of the pizza. To his surprise - and literally no one else’s - it did not work.

What’s all this then?

Y’know… you’re typically supposed to send out the invites before you put out the balloons.

The kids would say Steph Curry.

Neither. An adolescent goat.

Relevant, maybe…?

Alright, look… I still write all of my own code… originally…

What I will 100% offload on some two-bit clanker slop agent is a last minute change request that fundamentally alters the structure and scope of the project.

Hey, if you’re not going to put in your best effort to plan, then why should I put in my best effort to develop? 🤷‍♂️

Joke’s on you. I use a VPN.

Did they say “M-S D-O-S computers”?!

Oh god, I feel old… The kids have forgotten how to pronounce “DOS”…

For… research.

How dare you show me a sprint board outside of work hours. XD

Bessent looks like Jim Carrey playing a cartoonishly over-the-top villain.

“They won’t let me do whatever I want so waaah! WAAAH!!! I’m not going to do anything I’m supposed to do until I get my way! WAAAH!!!”

-A diaper-wearing child

They look funny doing that, but I wouldn’t fxxk with a single one of those dudes. Probably have thighs as solid as rock and could kick you straight into a coma.

A digital panopticon.

Winblows.

Complaining pick-up truck drivers need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps and maybe consider getting a big boy job and a big boy car. See me when you can hold down a position as a line cook at Wendy’s with a combination of public transit and a 2002 Toyota Corolla that functions reliably about four total weeks out of the year! That’s how a real man handles business!

Yeah dude. The death threats and racism were a serious problem. I got assigned to a small volunteer battle.net mod team for a collection of StarCraft clan chatrooms back in the early 2000’s and… Jesus Christ, it was AWFUL. There was a time when every other message in the chats was a slur or a threat. That’s not an exaggeration. That used to be the norm.