

The last time I ate outside in New York City was I was having Sunday brunch with a girl I was dating and I was just about to get into my eggs and a diesel truck pulled up parallel to where we were sitting. When it started up it belched black smoke all over the place right next to where I was eating. I just looked at my food and pushed it away and sat there, I was not going to eat it. Never outdoor dined in New York again.



If that’s true then rest in peace discord. Or rest in hell I should say.