Am pear

sudo apt install girlfriend 

mhhm foot

“Ea Nasir sold low quality copper”

I will never be allergic to cats, even if I will I simply wouldn’t.

That is my new catchphrase on the internet :3

Fuck me in the ass :3

Let’s say hypothetically for the sake of the argument I do have that…

Mike stole them

Global population per capita is 1

I knew monsters under bed are real >:3

Seems like it, I heard it on tiktok some dude building ark and apparently it will rain for like 3 years. Apparently he is building 10 arks. People on tiktok are making fun of him in the comments saying stuff like

<<please make plugs so we can charge our phones>> and joking about this.

https://m.youtube.com/@EBONOAH/short

Also to make everything clear, this won’t happen many reasons why but if we assume everything in the bible 100% happened and was true, well bible says in the Genesis 9:11 that god will not send another flood so it is not even biblically accurate. I just thought this is kinda funny

I establish my covenant with you: Never again will all life be destroyed by the waters of a flood; never again will there be a flood to destroy the earth.”

Well apparently new flood is coming in christmas, some Noah from Ghana is building ark

What if dick sucks me?

Chess

I see

:3

It is the fault of big beer, they are putting small amounts of poison to prevent you from becoming superhuman

meow :3

Eggsactly what I am referring to, I mean meow meow :3c