Five, swap seats with Silent Bob, throw on headphones, hope Beavis and Butthead don’t crash the plane
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Five minutes into the flight, he’s going to have this really nervous, embraced look on his face. Ten minutes in, he’s going to be fidgeting and kinda trying to catch your attention. Fifteen minutes in, he’s going to give you the most exasperated sigh and announce “It’s lupus. You’ve got lupus. You need to begin treatment as soon as we land.”
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News@lemmy.world•No Phoenix officers will be disciplined after protesters falsely charged as gang membersEnglish
141·4 hours agoThe false arrests are literally the job.
“Gang member” as a designation is merely a legalized end run around free association. Might as well just charge people for being Black / Latino / East Asian / Gay as criminalize a popular local fashion.
You know that the REAL quality clothes don’t have labels?
Sticking a label on a piece of clothing doesn’t change it’s quality.
Also most fashion-brands are really shitty quality, made in Bangladesh
Textile mills in Bangladesh produce a wide range of qualities.
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Global News@lemmy.zip•Huge study finds no evidence cannabis helps anxiety, depression, or PTSDEnglish
71·20 hours agoPlenty of Big Pharma money in producing and distributing cannibas in various forms. We’ve seen thousands of patents filed since legalization began in earnest in 2015
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Global News@lemmy.zip•Huge study finds no evidence cannabis helps anxiety, depression, or PTSDEnglish
34·20 hours ago“Huge study reveals ibuprofen doesn’t eliminate pain, just the sensation of it”
Oh okay, I guess I should stop using it then?
“Well, maybe… We need to do another Huge Study to confirm”
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•The difference is realEnglish
810·21 hours agoObama is not a pedophile
He sent his kids to work at Miramax fully aware of Harvey Weinstein’s history. He spent more labor and resources conducting a Cold War across Latin America and the Middle East than cracking down on the crooks, the white nationalists, and the pedophiles at home.
Ffs, his chief economic advisor - Larry Summers - absolutely was a pedophile. As were his political allies in the tech sector, Elon Musk and Bill Gates.
If he wasn’t personally schtupping kids, he was enabling and enriching those that did.
Trump, himself, was engaged in open and notorious human trafficking through Eastern Europe during Obama’s tenure. This whole thing could have been nipped in the bud if his FBI director James Comey cared half as much about Krasnov as Hillary’s emails.
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World News@quokk.au•Israeli police attack journalists in Jerusalem, fracturing wrist of CNN producer | CNN
10·22 hours agoReminds me of how journalists were treated during the BLM protests.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•The difference is realEnglish
382·23 hours agoAnd some manchildren have none of that.
Obama very wisely and maturely appointed Mueller’s protege James Comey to head the FBI. Comey very diligently and methodically played Ds and Rs against one another to secure his position as a radical centrist. And between the two of them, the conditions were laid for a Manchild to take control of the executive branch.
I just don’t get the need for hagiography. All these guys sucked. Some of them were just smoother about it than others.
But then it’s often a lot cheaper
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•The difference is realEnglish
52·23 hours agoWasn’t Mueller behind the massive illegal spying program under George Bush Jr?
Opponents have challenged provisions of the USA Patriot Act, the focus of contentious debate on Capitol Hill this week, that expand domestic surveillance by giving the Federal Bureau of Investigation more power to collect information like library lending lists or Internet use. Military and F.B.I. officials have drawn criticism for monitoring what were largely peaceful antiwar protests.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/President's_Surveillance_Program
Disposable clothing. A very bleak state of affairs.
Wish we could just own clothes that last, but I swear to God I have more luck raiding my parents closets for old Polos than buying off the rack.
YMMV.
The unbranded clothes can easily be Temu tissue-paper quality or so rough on the skin as to cause abrasions after walking around in them.
Branded clothing tend to have a higher floor, at least.
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Today I Learned@lemmy.world•TIL that 53% of white women voted for Trump whereas approximately 7% to 8% of Black women voted for trumpEnglish
4·1 day agoLet us not forget our fine Latino men and women. Men 50% women 43%.
Lots of expats from Venezuela and Cuba who see Republicans as patrons for their clans. And Republicans reward these blocks with special privileges - prioritization for immigration, exception from state violence, lucrative positions in both the legal and illegal economy.
Marco Rubio got his start selling concaine on behalf of his brother in law Orlando Cicilia, for instance. He was able to rapidly rise through the political scene by playing in an industry the CIA had long staked out for Cuban exiles.
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Today I Learned@lemmy.world•TIL that 53% of white women voted for Trump whereas approximately 7% to 8% of Black women voted for trumpEnglish
7·1 day agoPlenty of Republican women voters are post-menopausel already. Plenty are insistent that their daughters get pregnant already, or that their son’s sexual partners carry a fetus to term.
This isn’t a gender thing nearly so much as a class thing.
I bet it goes well in soup, though.
Al Bundy avi
This checks out.
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News@lemmy.world•Action movie star Chuck Norris has died aged 86, his family saysEnglish
7·2 days agoCharlie Kirk, then
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News@lemmy.world•Action movie star Chuck Norris has died aged 86, his family saysEnglish
15·2 days agoVaccine status?













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