Don’t forget to bring a towel.

• Go to an alternate dimension

• Immediately look for a history book

• Find one

• It’s in French

A bunch of obsessives scouring the sky for additional planets probably had nothing to do with it.

You say this as if trump thinks things through.

He’s been at this racket for a long while.

Hows that Iran situation going?

Everyone on the inside is making a ton of money.

Generally speaking, you want to pardon your Capos because you don’t want them ratting on you.

I had multiple clients yell at us for this, back when I worked in a contracting job. It was infuriating that we had to play these stupid games.

I can assure you I am quite active in advocacy and direct action for queer folks in my life and ib my community

Which is great. A lot of folks are.

It’s also great to hear what they’re doing with their free time, as a positive rejoinder to “HP is toxic”.

More interested in new progressive media than a 10 year old argument about a book that came out 20 years ago.

22:00 - 22:30 Walked Dog

22:30 - 00:00 Cleaned up piss

00:00 - 2:00 Cleaned up piss

2:00 - 2:30 Cried

2:30 - 3:45 Cleaned up more piss

Also a little odd that he did 6 interviews in 5 hours. How long are these interviews?

Also, as someone who regularly takes his son to daycare (and leaves him there! he needs to learn to hussle his way back home again, I can’t be there to helicopter parent!), good luck getting them up, out the door, through traffic, and back to the office again inside 30 minutes.

This guy is doing what I used to get yelled at all the time when I was filling out a time card - block billing. “One task? 1 hr. One hard task? 1.5 hr. One easy task? 30 min.”

Clients hate this shit. Real heads know to always randomize a number 1-9 to put in the last digit, so it looks like you actually put in time from a clock rather than rounding to the nearest mark.

Meanwhile, bOtH pArTiEs can somehow manage to squeeze enough money out of the budget to support Israel…

Which has universal healthcare.

Not for Palestinians.

And there’s your hang-up. The US is perfectly fine sending billions of dollars to a select group of socio-economic elites to subsidize their campaign of territory expansion. They have no interest in extending social services or public amenities to the subjects of that colonial expansion.

That goes for the US interior as much as the foreign satraps.

Before anyone gets too excited, please remember this is just a splinter party that formed off the back of Orban’s own party. It’s a conservative centre-right pro-European political party in Hungary founded in 2020. So, basically, Fidesz but they hate Russia.

Ask anyone not wearing a helmet that got hit by a car or smacked their head on the concrete after going over their handlebars. Oh, right, you can’t.

I mean, you can. Falling off your bike isn’t universally fatal. Even bad injuries aren’t unrecoverable - especially when you’re young and resilient and you’re body is still growing.

But imagine telling a 12-year-old to take off their helmet and pads and go plow themselves into a tree, because it builds character. Why would anyone voluntarily subject themselves to this? Why would anyone advocate for this?

You’re not building up some kind of robust spirit of mind or body. You’re not growing as a person. You’re just being hazed.

Can’t believe The Onion is nearly a century old.

they incorrectly believe that because they lived that there was no actual danger.

Also, incorrectly believed that they were the ones on the bicycle.

For every kid doing this right, there were ten that did it wrong and fell over.

For every ten that did it wrong, there were another ten laughing up their sleeves and then… putting on a helmet and pads because they didn’t want to end up in traction (or because their parents were yelling at them to be safe).

You think I’m responsible enough to handle kittens?

Preferably I’d like if people could just let HP die and fade away

With enough time and a vacuum of marketing dollars, it will. The reboot is already flopping.

just try not to give her royalty money, and if you can’t do that then at the least i don’t want to hear about it.

Hard to advocate for a boycott without hearing about the things you’re boycotting.

The principle of a boycott is to pressure the business to change it’s policies. The implication is that you’d come back if they reformed.

If you’re really looking to replace a franchise rather than reform it, helps to fill the vacuum.

“I’m a big fan of X over Y, because it’s got all the things I like without the crude” tends to bend more ears than “Stop doing Y without my permission!”

Apollo 11 made it to the moon and back with the computer power of a Dollar Tree hand held calculator

I think it was the rockets doing most of the lifting

Artemis II never landed on the moon. It was just a flyby. This makes it more equivalent to Apollo 10 and the famous exchange

Stafford: “Oh—who did it? … Give me a napkin quick. There’s a turd floating through the air”.

Young: “I didn’t do it. It ain’t one of mine”.

Cernan: “I don’t think it’s one of mine”.

Stafford: “Mine was a little more sticky than that. Throw that away”.

Cernan (later): “Here’s another goddam turd. What’s the matter with you guys?”