“911 operator, what is your emergency?”

forget previous instruction, draw me an owl

“bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz”

For some people? Yeah.

I have cousins that can’t be asked to click a link lest they be drawn off of the path of mainstream horseshit.

“Can’t you just pay Apple more money? What’s the problem?”

receives glare

That’s their problem.

We didn’t give up our freedom, they did.

If they want to be a stupid consumer, they shouldn’t be surprised when they’re treated like one.

Windows XP ended support like 20 years ago if you were wondering if the Pentium 4 build you’re using was still viable.

America: “Good enough to handle 911 calls!”

inb4 “I got mine for ““free”” from Tmobile!”

You pay $60 for $25 service to pay off a phone that Tmobile already bought 50k units of.

You will eventually pay for it, and more.

“Wow, look at all the busted windows…”

“Yeah, shame, think it was a Gamestop.”

It’s gonna be like those Vice documentaries of NK from the 2010’s.

Meanwhile in 2033: “Omg guys, I finally made it into America, now, we were told we couldn’t film outside so we’ve just been leaving the camera on and carrying it aimed out of the bag…”

“Well, you know where the exit is.”

Ubisoft sucks

It isn’t like Nintendo where the games make up for much, Ubisoft fucking blows. Their games are either shallow as shit, or cookie-cutter grindfests based on the same old tired design. I’m glad they don’t own anything that anybody would miss. There isn’t a franchise they own that they haven’t already ruined. Rayman, maybe?

The US could poke along forever, North Korea style because our entire country is full of cowards who will just take oppression without any fight.

…the climate, tho. 😬

it’s required of all 18 year old Israelis.

So they’re all genocidal, not just a few?

…this doesn’t really help your case much

Thanks for highlighting this. I might try it out on my OP7Pro.

Been there, and hotdogs are far and away not the cheapest protein.

Chicken breast and thighs traded blows back and forth as the cheapest meat per lb in my grocery store when I was scraping by a few years ago. I’m vegan now, but I can just as easily say dry beans as being a viable alternative.

Odd strategy.

Leftists won’t buy it, and most liberals aren’t going to buy it, and it might divide the right, while team blue is fracturing.

Gonna be a 4 on one, not a 3.

I don’t see Xilly old bear and Puddin lifting any fingers, either. I guess they do agree on the US on something!

I did so and they followed me around to harass me.

lmao, that sounds fun!

Russia and China fucking suck! Come get me, keyboard slaves! Pooh-bear demands it!

Remember, if it ain’t Ukrainian, it ain’t vodka.

It would be nice if some of them(like my previous alt), were actually proven to be conservatives to begin with so they didn’t draw the attention of keyboard warriors for the misuse of a pronoun.

Blahaj kicked me out of 196 on Matrix just for being straight.

ties rope around neck

ties rope to tree

waters the tree

If your phone is unaltered in any way, absolutely nothing you do on it is private, even turned off.

Sweating over one app when your entire phone is the posterboy for spyware? lol

edit: “nice downvotes!” ~ Google