

Does someone need a visit from the tickle monster??


Does someone need a visit from the tickle monster??


Why don’t presidents fight the war?
Why do they always send the poor?
Who is that?
I only ever get shit on my finger.
You gotta go to "*Victor’s Secret. That’s where you’re messing up.
Me too! My wisdom teeth grew in sideways and fucked up all my teeth even cracking a few.
Much better. People like you are what keeps the world working.
But my life sucks. Surely isn’t my fault? Right?


Bet your mother’s gaaaaAAAY
Was the baby ok? Why would you throw a baby? Did it bounce?
Why does it start on Tuesday? Also why does that bother me?
puts dick away while mumbling


Man that comment works on many levels. Quality shit right here folks.


Depends on the diet honestly


Don’t let it get to ya sport


Psychopass you would like then prolly
You need to search up “Fox with several weiners in mouth” to get actual results just FYI