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Why did they use a screenshot of Chrome from, like, Win XP times?

My guess, it means “the fuck is my dad on [about], dude?”. Or “[which drugs] is my dad on, dude?”. But same difference.

Their Meowth doesn’t know any moves because he spent all his knowledge capacity learning to speak human.

Surprisingly, just Warsaw. It’s just that we are lately having the regularly scheduled freak weather.

> it’s summer
> expected temp tonight at my location is -1°C

Perfect running weather here. Must be skill issue /s

- Does anybody walk or run anymore?
- Of course they run, but for recreation, for fun.

(Not the country)

In other words, lying to your partner for over a decade? Why and, most importantly, how?

Edit: I wonder what the people who downvote the comment mean by them.

The soul is currently part of a body. And I guess if you’re selling it for after it leaves the body eventually, it’s a pre-order, and possibly also against the eBay policy?

I think it means “focus on task at hand”.

This is ridiculous, Earth is a disc, not a square plate!

This is easy to disprove, if carbonated drinks could kill cancer Trump would’ve died already.

Ha-ha!

Sausage pide.

Not to throw a wrench into your head canon, but the headstock is clearly for a 6-string.

Probably because you have one too many string, Mimi.

Holey* moley!

I’m pretty sure people are saying it ironically, I just don’t know what prompted this flash mob.

Can somebody please explain what’s going on? I had a slightly longer sleep than usual, and now Lemmy is full of posts about organic dogs and non-AI cats…