how much for a catjob

“How would the world react to USA nuking Iran?”

“As an American I would say America would react well to America nuking Iran.”

Happy September 11th everyone!

“Man, this looks so fucking comfy.” / Penguin 1-5

lol i run RTLinux live thru Ventoy btw

GOOD LUCK

See you next week!

Did you just… Replace the /s with a "Sarcasm: " preface?

May I offer you some bleach in these trying times?

The whole point is that you don’t know.

Lemmy and Reddit refugees.

Name a more iconic duo.

I’ll wait.

No, and I would like to subscribe to your patreon.

Trump made me realize that the world really is just an upside down clown parade, nothing ever changes, just bozos replacing bozos, and it’s an absolute miracle that we haven’t offed ourselves at this point. Either willingly or like some dumb lemming just running face first into a fire- god knows we’ve already had a few mishaps and unsavory bits along the ride. We went through a lot though, but then again, back when volcanoes were our main obstacle in life, we at least knew how to live off the splendor and grace of a pristine world. Today, that splendor and grace is extinct.

I use Lemmy as my personal notepad I hope you don’t mind.

[user has been banned from reddit]

When I hear open borders all I think is minimum 3 gold per turn.

Reich 3.1b

That’s so funny I just said that today.

How about 3.5th Reich?

You mean maralagaland?

I am tired of hearing about what he “thinks” and what other people “think” about it.

Is it too much to ask to get a motherfucker hanged?

I mean hanged from a lamp post, like an effigy, but in gold, so as a salute to his glorious reign of prosperity and peace?

I killed a cop yesterday. Nobody even noticed!

Can I get one with extra sweat of my brow?