The first one was the one I was going to mention! It makes me chuckle morbidly every time.

“Pushing daisies” is a very good one.

Yeah, I’ve had to learn the hard way that sometimes taking a bus three towns over to go to an actual store is sometimes cheaper and easier in the long run than buying junk online. Which sucks. What’s the point of corporate dystopia if it’s not even convenient?

I pulled four all nighters this past week to get my finals done. Now I’m done with the semester, have a 4.0 GPA, and feel vaguely like I’ve been hit by a train.