Totally right, I got this backwards. Fixed original comment.

Hard objects collide elastically which transfers more force in the opposite direction after the collision. Adding a rag, towel, or pillow softens the surface and the collision is now inelastic as some of the force of the jar colliding with the countertop is absorbed by the fibers of the cloth. Think what would happen if you dropped a glass marble on your countertop versus on a towel on your countertop. The marble would likely bounce up in the first scenario and not in the second. Similarly, the sauce in the jar experiences upward force from the jar after the elastic collision with the countertop but not with the rag softening the inelastic collision. You could optimize sauce flow to the bottom by changing the method used to apply forces to the jar. Get a string, tie it around the lid of the jar, and swing the jar around your head a few times. If you don’t yeet the jar against the wall accidentally, almost all of the paste/gel/viscous liquid should be at the bottom of the jar afterward.

I don’t know if it’s DDR5. Probably soldered onto a custom board. Here’s an article that says the average now is 90 GB RAM+NAND: https://www.micron.com/about/blog/applications/automotive/new-research-shows-cars-need-more-memory-than-a-rocket

This is exactly my experience as well.

Magnets have no effect on flash memory or storage.

Based lyrics. YouTube can auto-translate.

Looks more like a photoshop to me.

Agreed, I didn’t recognize him at first.

I think that is Ashton Kutcher. He’s in the cast list for the show.

Replicated in Safari on iOS.

Replicated in Safari on iOS.

Not quite accurate. The indentation is there for a few reasons. Source: https://www.sciencing.com/1865028/milk-jugs-dimple-reason/

I use Upsnap on a low-power SBC behind a reverse proxy: https://github.com/seriousm4x/UpSnap

Before that I used the WoL feature on my Asus router.

Openshot or Shotcut as well.

I love that dock. I had four HDDs in two of these docks connected to one of my servers for a bit. Same experience. A bit slow for large transfers but fast enough for HD streaming. I think the space between the drives allows for enough natural airflow to keep them relatively cool. I think the hottest they got was 63 degrees Celsius during a large transfers. Usually stayed a bit below 60. In my janky homebrew NAS I see temperatures around 50, give or take 5 degrees. The use case should really determine the build so that may be the best option for many, especially with budget constraints.

The power supply probably won’t spin those drives and you may have some difficulty with thermal management. I used a SFF PC case with a SATA extender running outside to a few HDDs for a while. The drives got really hot until I got a fan running over them. This was a super janky setup though. Made a lot of dust. If you’re looking to stay low budget and don’t need RAID or SMART reporting then I would get an enclosure for those drives and just use USB. Otherwise see what you can Frankenstein from what you have. I built a NAS using my janky setup’s HDDs, CPU, and RAM. Got a cheap full size tower, old motherboard off eBay, basic cooler, and power supply for much cheaper than a new build. Still janky but upgradable with a lot of internal space for storage/GPUs.

What form factor is the m710q? I have a tiny FF so I’m imagining you trying to squeeze two HDDs into that… I was in a similar situation a while ago and broke down and bought a new case and transplanted my CPU and RAM. The options are only limited by your budget and needs when building

Thank you!

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This right here. Since you can’t really configure the ISP router (1), DMZ is the way to go. The DMZ feature on home routers usually allows you to select a specific device or devices to add to the DMZ so make sure to reserve/set a static IP on your router (2) and configure the DMZ on your ISP router (1) to include only that specific IP. DMZ essentially forwards all ports to that device.