Choke on every rhino dick in Africa, REI.

This dude better start chugging miles of cock in a truck stop bathroom in order to absorb all those manly testosterone filled juices.

Every goddamn conservative parasite in this country needs to carry the stain of Trump until the day they die. Any time any one of these blubbering fucks tries to speak they need to be reminded of what their diseased worldview got us.

Don’t argue with them, don’t attempt to reason with them, just remind them how badly they absolutely fucked everything from here on out.

May they speed run the inevitable lifecycle of a death cult. Hopefully they won’t take any kids with them.

Local dipshits with podcast mics have thinky thoughts, film at 11.

Pussies always fall back on that when you get in their face and call them on it.

Love that last frame. Bird is like GIMME.

HE EXPLICITLY SAID HE WAS GOING TO DO THIS YOU CATASTROPHICALLY STUPID FUCKWHISTLES

Such things are possible without the collapse of society.

Winning what for whom, you blubbering dipshit?

Please let this blubbering shitbag be included in that bloodbath.

You mean the thing that every other functional country has managed to pull off just fine without the world ending?

America brain has really done a number on you.

Trump has been nothing other than exactly who he has portrayed himself as during the entirety of his political career.

It’s why I don’t buy the “we were fooled” narrative. If you were fooled, you are either catastrophically stupid or you just don’t pay attention. Probably both.

He has spent an entire campaign talking very proudly about all the stupid shit he was going to do. If you somehow thought he was still playing an elaborate strategy, l don’t even know where to start with you.

And then the conservative brain worms convinced him to support the people who did it again.

The preponderance of flagrant double standards in moderation policies did it in for me. I deleted a 14 year old account when it became clear that there was going to be a clear effort on behalf of reddit’s corporate leadership to push bullshit narratives and purge anyone who spoke up about it. I figured it was only a matter of time before someone invented a reason to ban me.

Turns out I don’t even miss it.

The Trump administration has demonstrated that the constitution doesn’t really matter. Why keep pretending like this is some sort of sacred immutable text? The spell has been lifted.

Big mad at functioning countries who can hold criminals accountable.

Rand Paul deserves to be wiped out with the rest of them.

To be fair, they don’t appear to actually know how anything works.

So this is how furries happened isn’t it?