

It should be obvious that The Beaverton is satire
At least on mobile, there’s no header that says this is the beaverton. And it wasn’t until I got a third of the way through the article that I started to realize that this had to be satire of some sort and then had to look at the website name in the address bar.
Edit: I just took another look and there is a header but it is incredibly hard to see. And I’m not entirely sure that that’s not on purpose. I’m beginning to really fucking hate these satire sites.








Honestly, the card at the end made me believe it more.