and he does this just one day before elections. bold move, Harrell.

“Oh, in social structures when someone tries to make me do something, I just refuse. I can’t keep a job for more than a month. I get by for now by (fill in the blank) but I’m never more than one step away from becoming actually homeless and the background stress from that makes everyone around me think I’m bipolar. Wish I weren’t like this.”

(fill in the blank) isn’t necessarily a euphemism: i’ve seen more than a couple different answers to that. and of course “one step away from homelessness” does become zero, but also zero becomes one. idk what to say if you can’t believe that there are people who have this symptom so bad that they “flunk out” in some way, except to encourage you to venture out of your social circles to the degree you’re comfortable with it.

how to piss off your garbage man:

1. place garbage outside bins.
2. obstruct all paths to the garbage bins.
3. stack garbage so it’s impossible to lift any bin without spilling its contents.

you better be tipping him real good or he gonna leave you

bruh keep this twitter-style discourse over on twitter, or why are you even here.

and when they do people will literally bend over for it.

don’t forget the “install our app to make the next login faster” interstitial after you press “login”. can you really claim they don’t care about how painful their login process is when they’ve gone out of their way like that to provide you with a less painful option??

that’s not just any nose. that’s the nose. they stole Wikipedia’s nose.

imagine playing Super Smash Bros, but not knowing who Pikachu, Fox, or any other character is. then dial that up 100x because these gacha games are drawing from a universe of media that much larger than Nintendo’s.

how tf do y’all keep up with this lore

if you’re arguing that violence is a poor way by which to shape a society, preach that to the police. it’s literally what they do for a living.

Jonathan Choe, the far-right broadcaster (“I’m going live for Newsmax and I have to deal with this shit too?” I heard him complain), posted a video of himself clubbing a protester who touched him. The protester was arrested; Choe was not.

wish there was a video link for that. i found this, which i think is a dubbed version of what Erica’s referencing.

ngl i feel safer digging through CDs while driving than digging through a music library on some phone touchscreen. probably if i learned to use voice controls i’d feel better about the phone but i’m at that age where i’m comfortable enough with my ways that i’d rather not have to change them.

growing long hair as a guy is like joining a brotherhood. i do love that.