Yeah that was implied but of course pants are the key
- 0 Posts
- 13 Comments
I think it’s because of the steps removed you are from becoming non-naked. With no shoes, you’re simply an underwear away from being non-naked. But with shoes on, you must bend over, remove your shoes, remove your socks, and only then are you free to install underwear on your naked dingaling. Now imagine if your landlord unexpectedly knocks at the door, and you were naked with no shoes versus with shoes. In the first case, you’d be non-naked in a matter of seconds. Whereas, in the second case, you’d be non-naked in about 15 seconds. Not to mention, you’d be in a very compromising position during those 15 seconds, as you’d be bent over in a strange position fiddling with your shoes over your own naked body. Never discount your brain’s ability to plan ahead. And don’t think this all isn’t taken into account when considering how naked you feel with or without shoes. This, I believe, is one of the primary reasons. Okay, thank you for coming to my TED talk, have a blessed day, and fare thee well!
I think it’s because of the steps removed you are from becoming non-naked. With no shoes, you’re simply an underwear away from being non-naked. But with shoes on, you must bend over, remove your shoes, remove your socks, and only then are you free to install underwear on your naked dingaling. Now imagine if your landlord unexpectedly knocks at the door, and you were naked with no shoes versus with shoes. In the first case, you’d be non-naked in a matter of seconds. Whereas, in the second case, you’d be non-naked in about 15 seconds. Not to mention, you’d be in a very compromising position during those 15 seconds, as you’d be bent over in a strange position fiddling with your shoes over your own naked body. Never discount your brain’s ability to plan ahead. And don’t think this all isn’t taken into account when considering how naked you feel with or without shoes. This, I believe, is one of the primary reasons. Okay, thank you for coming to my TED talk, have a blessed day, and fare thee well!
crazyinferno@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What would it take for you to switch to Linux?
1·4 days agoI assume you mean games? If so, yeah I’d love to get into steamos stuff if that’s an option for my pc but it’d have to be like a real os not just geared for gaming. Do you have any info on that
Edit: but tbh I probably can’t because like I said I need my work programs
I figured it out. You have to get one of those thin north face fleece thingies. I got one at play it again sports for $44 today and it’s the perfect coat for wrong coat season
crazyinferno@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What would it take for you to switch to Linux?
23·4 days agoI would need games to be supported, as well as engineering programs I need like solidworks, ansys, etc
crazyinferno@lemmy.worldto
Fuck AI@lemmy.world•‘I wish I could push ChatGPT off a cliff’: professors scramble to save critical thinking in an age of AI
30·4 days agoYeah that’s valid. It’s definitely ruined my critical thinking skills as it pertains to plasma physics
crazyinferno@lemmy.worldto
TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•Or Kate Mulgrew without her nic-fix, for that matter
9·4 days agoWhat are we doing here, people. She quit cigarettes. Cigarettes contain nicotine. WAKE UP SHEEPLE
crazyinferno@lemmy.worldto
News@lemmy.world•Trump team picks little-known firms to turn warehouses into detention centers
41·4 days agoThis is just beyond evil.
crazyinferno@lemmy.worldto
Games@lemmy.world•“It doesn't feel safe”—Many international game developers plan to skip GDC in USEnglish
10·5 days agoYeah exactly — this barely seems like a story
crazyinferno@lemmy.worldto
World News@lemmy.world•New Video Appears to Show US Missile Hitting Iranian Girls School, Killing 175 People: NYTEnglish
92·5 days agoThank you, this actually helps paint a picture of what’s going on. I see now that the us has become nazi germany. Question is whether I should move to Europe now or after I finish my masters in June. lol
crazyinferno@lemmy.worldto
World News@lemmy.world•New Video Appears to Show US Missile Hitting Iranian Girls School, Killing 175 People: NYTEnglish
681·5 days agoWhat the fuck is this even about? No seriously, can someone explain it to me? Is he aiming for terrorists and missing? Like why are they bombing little girls


Does anyone know if they’re unencrypting chats that already happened? Like my chat history? If so that’s fucked up