Do a barrel roll!

Yeah I usually do that but I’m also lazy. I’m doing it now. Thanks!

When a mommy and daddy love each other very much…

Do a barrel roll!

Damn, now I feel bad.

Maybe after I realize she is actually a dude from Nigeria who fucked off with all my money.

ADHD is a bitch. I mean to check them and then I end up playing horror games instead and feel too tired or depressed to do so.

I’m pretty sure If I tried she’d be friendly at first, until she needs me to wire her $10,000 with Western Union so she can fly out to see me.

The Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka in case anyone was wondering.

Orange man does coke tho

Rust is good, rare Ubuntu W. Now stop with the forced use of snaps.

They backed out of the Roomba deal. Now iRobot is going down the shitter.

I’m that guy

Chat? Is this canon?

Yeah but his especially, it’s so squishy.

Why does Sam have such a punchable face?

Could you elaborate? I’m actually curious.