I like Marmite too lol

Nope, what you seek is impossible

eat shit

Understandable.

My favorite word is cunt.

It’s good shit. I ain’t even an Aussie but that shit makes everything better.

Unless OP needs HDR

I want both

I just did it for the first time and I’m in my mid twenties. Dad didn’t show me how to shave shit.

Pulse (Kairo)

Never gotten head so I think the first will be the best by default.

Coom to weird porn for an hour and feel like shit afterwards, then take melatonin.

Here

Nah, I’m just shy. Especially with women. I don’t feel I have much to offer anyone.

I don’t keep a journal per say. I occasionally write depressing poetry or just things I think sound cool that I come up with. I write things in a .txt file.

It’s shit but also entertaining. I kinda wanna watch that one again.

Perhaps, Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star. I have a weird relationship with this movie. I know it’s shit but I can’t help but be fascinated by it. It’s a fun movie to make your friends and family watch with you so you can watch their reaction. I wouldn’t even say it’s so bad it’s good. It’s bad but entertaining at the same time. I watch it and think “how the fuck did this get made?”

It’s hotter than Lucifer’s asshole outside.

Understandable, I like their art and culture. Aside, from hating gay people and invading Ukraine.