dat_math [they/them]

so like… if the farmer pets the cow, you’re cool with everything else required to make the cow produce milk?

petting cows

what do you mean by this?

I was amused to notice that when I kinda defocused my eyes while thinking about this post, the faded into a uterus and fallopian tubes

because I am not a treat

don’t sell yourself short, dawg

soaking in alcohol

oh that’s never getting reattached :(

I think there’s also potentially a more charitable interpretation if patreon itself is incentivizing this as well

I feel like I don’t really have intuition for this kind of question so can someone who feels wiser than I on the pace of our downfall chime in: what’s the over/under on any of these elected officials getting out before sundown?

seriously… they’ll play chess and honor bets and shit

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so what you’re saying is post beanis at my next local?

oh shit I didn’t even read your username before I responded lmao

I have trouble discerning when people are doing bits vs genuinely asking questions irl and online it’s just

there’s lies, damned lies, and substacks

no, because being vegan is a choice

going to play basketball with your friends (if you’re a boy, with high probability most of these other little treatlers are also boys) and bullshitting with eachother to see who can verbalize the edgiest insult in the group is not exactly touching grass, but I think is common enough that similar experiences could explain the difference

the belief that people of different sexes couldn’t be friends without someone wanting sex (regardless of reciprocation) was pervasive when I was a young person and I expect people have only grown more attached to the illusion as time proceeds, so (at least in amerikkka) there’s also this social pressure to congregate with people of the same sex when “hanging out with friends”, which probably amplifies the effect

This one hurts so much inside because when I respond with “doing that for the past 20 years is how we got here! how do you not see this?!” I’m the bad guy

Okay now for the serious and consequential analysis that I know hexbear.net is famous for:

will this make talking to my extremely liberal and moderately intellectually lazy parents easier, harder, or a mix?

House Judiciary Committee votes to allow deportation (read: expulsion) of American Citizens

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DJFfYzFvD8g/

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DJFbXnqS6uK/

Will the explicit (i.e. congressional consent for) lack of due process in the mass deportations further radicalize the libs or at least make it easier to convince my parents that the dems are not on their side?