the amount of sauce controls the amount of spicy, so to limit the spicy you limit the amount of sauce.

I have no thirst I’m just jealous because I can never get mine that smooth

so…put the girlnola bar up the butt got it

look, if a woman wants to have ginormous humongous knockers, and she’s willing to accept the consequences to her back for having them, then by god she should be allowed!

uh… isn’t that already what EA is? what’s their last original IP game, Anthem?

okay but 15 minutes is kinda nuts, with the right stimulation I can be kept horny for at least an hour. If you were actively messaging the girl I bet you could maintain it for a maximum of two hours.

the normies are pretending just fine. they don’t even know this is happening. they don’t even remember where Venezuela is. Things are this blatant because they know they can be, because if people were serious about doing something about it the powers that be would be worrying about catching a bullet.

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I am definitely a puts things in others big bag

It would actually be so fucking funny if Binface caused the downfall of Reform.

I will never forget that they announced this movie before they had a dog.

Most people talk about vocal training to get a fem voice, but I’ve only ever been tempted to do vocal training in order to unlock new goblin voices.

you can call people good girl on grindr, some of them even like it

I was told that being a cute twink femboy would make me more appealing to the hot goth baddies.

I was lied to.

so…never?

just because they weren’t old boomers doesn’t mean the nazi 14 yr olds were somehow not conservatives. If you could find any of the old longbeards from early unix forums and asked them their opinions on minorities I’m sure you’d get fun responses. They were always here, the difference is that they didn’t feel legitimized.

some people have started putting up wanted posters for oil execs in my neighborhood, feels like we need more of that energy

I’ll die a bottom >:)

nah just make sure you’re boiling anything you eat

Going to take the fact I’m not in the list as proof that I’m not hornyposting enough and could go further

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