Liquefy your friends

Buy a wood chipper.

DO A KICKFLIP!

China wouldn’t want access to an enemies tech?.. And I call myself a dumbass.

Added that link to the body text, cheers.

Living up to my username again.

A decade ago it was brought to Parliament that a list of 28 prominent Australians, including a former Prime Minister were pedophiles.

https://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/a-former-pm-in-pedophile-list-senator/30s7o4hpe

Elf?

Does he know what happened the last time Japan praised Nazis?

It could be retractable or detachable.

Klingon.

Why you gotta cock block him by hiding his number?

Good luck getting people to search your political party up on google, that shits gonna be on page 3.

Does Tigger want pooh to fuck him?

I did that but now my computer runs Linux.

So an album full of covers of John Cage’s 4 33.

I’m gonna fill my cabinet with the most insane, deranged and out of control people, they won’t turn on me!

• Trump (Possible Horse breeder)

The Antichrist got to him!

The feeling sadness you get from finding out you have no more sweet treats is pretty devastating.

Here’s a better one I made.

Be partially colourblind to green, all grass looks shit to me.