Executive Chimp

Lovely chap. Would definitely let him look after my small children.

It’s for making Jeff Bezos even more money

Don’t take drugs to be happy. Get happy then, maybe, take drugs.

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TBF unamerican does sum up the things you’ve listed pretty well

In British it also means carpenter.

Aren’t delays to video games good though? Less crunch and hopefully fewer bugs.

Maybe. Maybe they just haven’t done enough crunch yet so they need some extra bonus crunch.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nineteen_Eighty-Four_(British_TV_programme)

Ben and Jerry Springer

I’m imagining Tremors and this is worse you say?

…it’s all guns and fame

…to Americans

Not just once per year. Next one is in August.

Music production is the only reason I still have a Windows installation on dual boot. My Ableton install and stack of VSTs is holding me back.

You definitely can do music production on Linux though. Bitwig is good and works natively.

Talk about putting a ring on it…

At least you want the kid and are self aware. That’s more than some people get.

BBC’s You’re Dead To Me is good if you want something a bit light. There’s a regular host who’s joined by a comedian and a historian. Covers a different topic each time.

Pasta and custard

Wadder

I agree with you but it does cut both ways. Anonymity empowers assholes, too.