I guess I just don’t see enough memes to have picked up on that

I’m not sure what to tell you. I just don’t see what you do. And I never bother to look at a meme close enough to notice the kind of details the other user pointed out.

How can you tell?

nasm is an assembler though, not a ‘languages’

That’s like saying “clang is a compiler though, not a language”. It’s correct but completely beside the point. Unless you’re writing a compiler, “cross platform assembler” is kind of an insane thing to ask for. If want to learn low level programming, pick a platform. If you are trying to write a cross-platform program in assembly, WHY!? Unless you’re writing a compiler. But even then, in this day and age using a cross-platform assembler is still kind of an insane way to approach that problem; take a lesson from decades of progress and do what LLVM did: use an intermediate representation.

I’ve genuinely never had a problem with it. If something is wrong, it was always going to be wrong.

Have you worked on a production code base with more than a few thousands of lines of code? A bug is always going to be a bug, but 99% of the time it’s far harder to answer “how is this bug triggered” than it is to actually fix the bug. How the bug is triggered is extremely important.

Why is it preferable to have to write a bunch of bolierplate than just deal with the stacktrace when you do encounter a type error?

If you don’t validate types you can easily run into a situation where you write a value to a variable with the wrong type, and then some later event retrieves that value and tries to act on it and throws an exception. Now you have a stack trace for the event handler, but the actual bug is in the code that set the variable and thus is not in your stack trace. Maybe the stack trace is enough that you can figure out which variable caused the problem, and maybe it’s obvious where that variable was set, but that can become very difficult very fast in a moderately complex application. Obviously you should write tests, but tests will never catch every weird thing a program might do especially when a human is involved. When you’re working on a moderately large and complex project that needs to have any degree of reliability, catching errors as early as possible is always better.

And relying on runtime validation is a horrific way to write production code

Assembly languages are always architecture specific. Thats kind of their defining feature. Assembly is readable machine code.

“Assume it’s a map and treat like a map and then catch the type error if it’s not.” Paraphrased from actual advice by Guido on how you should write Python. Python isn’t a bad language but the philosophy that comes along with it is so fucked.

It’s safe to assume that any non-trivial program written in Go is multithreaded