That would be more than one bone, though. Maybe the vartilage of the nose got somewhere when someone was kissing a starfish?

Wow, that’s promising!

I mean, the 35M is likely to do nothing towards the problem but it’s legitimately hard to crack so needs novel approaches and generous investment, etc

Wow, that took ages to parse. This is a great font!

I’d be open to regulating social media, but I suspect thinking along wildly different lines

Right, I get it! I was more: Jesse, WTF are you talking about?

The new laws required regulations to take effect, but those regulations never arrived.

Last week, the province told official interveners that it had indefinitely paused the strategy.

What the hell??

I wonder why they focused on teenagers specifically? It feels like they’re more succeptible on average but it’s fundamentally a human issue - these dark patterns exploit everyone far too successfully…

Is this the breaking bad meme deconstruction I’ve been needing?

Stop! We can only handle so many exceptional posts!!

Nice n salty!

Some sort or snoopy branding or something?

Cheap ass ideas, not as good as your the peanuts

The ballers

Stealers (thinking of stealing bases)

Swingers that miss (not supportive but funny)

Snoopies bandits

Don’t light the bottle! Block the fire off from the fuel and let the fumes catch after it shatters (so it doesn’t happen before)

That’s fair… Both would really do it

Aww man? Not again!

No one suggested Delhi belly?? Just eat a bunch of raw chicken, bro

(This is terrible advice)

Well, people do die… Its pretty rare for things to go wrong in planes. In the context of this post it seems quite unrelated

They’ve put a whole lot of effort into making those things safe and you’re here trying to make them murder vehicles??

This is great!

I had a friend in school who would spend time at his mums work so would draw people he didn’t like and then put the drawing through the shredder. He had fun making their death noises (now I’m wondering if you can pause the feed or anything - probably not?)

I should probably get out more