I only have plushies on one side of my bed, because I’d feel bad if I accidentally squished one for hours, or knocked them over onto the floor.

Thank you!

Dark humor fans when they realize their humerus is always in the dark.

Tired of drawing a foot? Draw an entire cat instead; you’ll never regret drawing a cat!

So, you’re gonna eat me huh?

Really putting the ass in bass kick there.

For sure, sometimes it’s easy to miss something obvious. My initial thought was that I wanted both parts to still go together, at least vaguely. I kind of ruled out insects in general, just because they’d be way too big relative to the pigeons.

Thanks, I certainly did have fun trying to make it work!

Instead of a racoon, I tried to pareidolia my way into some other animals! Funnily enough, I saw the birds eating something almost immediately, but had no idea what to do with the tail for a while.

Paused when I left, paws when I get home.

Already been answered but also as an artist I just want to further vouch or Krita. It’s a very nice FOSS drawing program and I would recommended it to anyone doing general 2D digital art. Before I knew about freedom respecting software, I was using Photoshop CS6 as my swiss army knife for a decade or so. I had very little issue moving to Krita, and only wish the text tool was a little more robust. It is being improved though!

Hey Courtney can I get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh—

Hewwo!

Need me some of that Roombussy.

Tire stores make me stressful; I’m filled with so much pressure every time.

It’s nice to hold something during the new year. Since you’re here…how about my hand instead of a gun? 🥺👉👈

I don’t usually give a shit, but today is a special occasion!

The thing is, once you screenshot a funny comment, the disease rapidly spreads, forming a thick layer of stock photo around the subject. Sadly, the only known cure is aggressive cropping—body wide amputation. This is different from the fidelity degeneration disease, where repeat share exposure breaks down the screenshot, and sometimes infects it with various watermarks.

“That savory fruit in your description? Nothing more than a direct stand in for the very avocado I told you couldn’t be used to form your description. You don’t get to genie your way out of your obvious inability to describe your precious ideology without making an appeal to an avocado by any other name.”

-Very smart Internet person