More than half of America did not vote for this. Stop making stuff up.

No one was shot as a result of Nuremberg trials. And only, like, nine people were hanged as a result of them.

Fuck yeah, friend!

I like to think your edit was changing it from “omg shut up.”

Um, they didn’t say that. At all.

Y’all know this article is based on a fake article, right?

Eating that nonsense

Rice?

Those things are $300 US. It’s fucking madness.

The US consumes plenty of enriched rice.

Jesus fucking Christ what s bullshit headline.

The article is about one legislator in Missouri introducing a state constitutional amendment defining a “person” as “every human being with a unique DNA code regardless of age, including every in utero human child at every stage of biological development from the moment of conception until birth.”

Read the article.

I mean, heaven forbid we should hold corporations like Google responsible for their actions.

Yes, it is a genre. And that genre is “popular music.”

Robocop 2 was even better.

I’m saying that people like Chick-fil-A’s food, where Burger King is known for crap food.

Um, no. The biggest difference between those two chains has nothing to do with the employees. The biggest difference is Chick-fil-A is known for good chicken.

Why the fuck are you putting the burden on me? Yes, they should fucking figure out how do deescalate a fight between children without restoring to pepper spray.

I’m not a police officer working in a school so why would you assume I would have training and answers to this situation? Why would you assume I know these answers instead of assuming the adults in this line of work would have been provided basic training on de-escalation and how to keep children safe instead of injuring them? Why the fuck are they carrying pepper spray in a school in the first place?

If they can’t figure out a way to break that up without fucking pepper spraying children they don’t deserve to be a cop.

Source?

Don’t fucking tell me to touch grass when you’re the one using the r-word.