in a late-night Friday memo

Bet there’s fry grease and a couple sticky rings from the bottom of a diet Coke can adorning it

No, this is tabloid-level politics.

Seriously though, what did you find wrong with the reporting?

This is all so stupid

My favorite explanation for this is that he’s autistic. It never fucking ends with these people, lol

Finally, some self-awareness 🙌

I’ll vote so hard for the 3rd party next time! Just your wait and see

I wonder how that plays out though. What’s the punishment for non-payment?