Meta: “oops! Didn’t mean to get caught”

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Meta’s Brazil office denied the charges, calling them “simply false” and “not supported by the facts”.

Well, i feel much better about the situation now! They denied it! 🤗🌈

Love how meta just operates this way openly and nobody lifts a finger. Those fuckers should have been destroyed ages ago

Some of them probably saw our shit show over here and said “Gimme some of that!”

Busted! 👀

$4k base price!?! Sign me up!!!

The real MVP 🙌

Big if True

Damn 😔

Some refrigerant systems have a valve that can allow the Freon to take a different route avoiding the evaporator coils. When it runs that way it is essentially just distributing heat that the freon generates as it’s pumped through the system.

Where the hell do you think we are, lol

My first encounter with this concept was playing Katamari Damacy. Once you’ve gotten big enough to roll up the rainbow, you get to see it’s a full circle ⭕ 🌈

I’ve ordered items from eBay just to have them arrive at my house in Amazon packaging, delivered by an Amazon driver.

Fair enough, the rest of my post was serious. I just wanted to inject a little funny but i get it.

I was joking around but i see it fell flat 🥹

We’re at the point where the billionaires are aware that their debts don’t matter, especially small ones like that. I mean didn’t one of those assholes just say they’re coming up 20 billion short this year? They don’t really seem that concerned, nor does it seem to be having any effect on the trajectory SI appears to be on.

When you owe a billionaire $70k, you’ve got a problem. Turns out you also have a problem when you’re owed $70k by a billionaire. Trump has spent his whole life proving you don’t have to pay bills when you reach a certain level of wealth because you can just drag everything out in litigation. Turns out common folks don’t have that same leverage, unsurprisingly.

Right? The Strait of Hormuz watching this like:

But how else am i going to operate them? In-person?

I personally have found it most convenient to put my detergent and clothes in the machine, then drive out to a spot where i can get some free wi-fi. Perhaps the Starbucks in the next town over. So, 15-min drive to Starbucks (and grab a PSL since 'tis the season) and then log onto their free wi-fi, then log into my account on Whirlpool’s app on my phone. Click on My Washer, select a cycle, water temperature, rinse options, etc. and press Start Cycle. By the time i get back home, the washer is almost done. I wait around an extra 10 mins or so for the cycle to finish once I’m back home, move the washed clothes into the dryer, and I’m back on the road! I’ve opted to start using the public library as my secondary wi-fi spot (when they’re open, at least), so another 15-min drive and I’m back on the app ready to commence a drying cycle! A few choice button pushes (the app really is streamlined) and my dryer is tumbling and heating like it’s nobody’s business.

Exactly what i was thinking!

“Hey kids, have some random shit some algorithm thought you might desire. Best dad ever, amirite?”

Showcasing his blatant disregard for his progeny in front of millions of people while trying to hype his latest stupid tech. It’s really no wonder this guy’s this richest person on the planet, just galaxy-brain shit 🤯

Has anyone seen this? I’m kinda intrigued after reading the article but i figured it could be a viral marketing stunt or some shit like that. I often find interesting art/media will have people firmly in the love or hate camp and this seems to be one of those…

Having 1 food item per week turn out to be toxic/dangerous in some way is rookie numbers–soon enough we’ll have daily food advisory warnings! You’ll never eat safely again! 🥹