Not being born rich.

Lol your reading comprehension.

Vegans: we’ll have only a little vegetable cruelty, as a treat.

Whatever keeps the high horse fed.

Honestly? I 100% believe he didn’t know what concubine meant. He seems like that kind of dumbass.

To paraphrase Jon Stewart.

Fuck off Dick Cheney Three toes!

You can get them in any gas station.

Hmm … Better pigeon hole clients into only using the teabag.

“Why can’t I put the label in the water?!”

What if we invent inbred robots?

Blade runner 2049 was a boring slideshow of backdrops with the “bwaaa” music overlaying it and occasionally plot happened. What plot is that? I don’t fucking remember.

Wow, they’ll save kilobytes doing this.

Kilobytes!