YEAAAAAH HARDCORE TO THE MEGA

The expanded universe was already weird af but until you mentioned it again, I forgot this happened

Fair

Lmao sorry for the typo. Vicious, of course.

God we’re viscous aren’t we

Love it

I agree, fuck Jordan

Haven’t heard anything about Jordan, what did(n’t) they do?

This sure feels like Blitzkrieg strategies

The culprit’s diet seems to consist largerly of assorted biscuits. Can be tracked by following the crumbs.

Fast 7

The only “good” ones are the first and Fast Five, meaning they’re the least ridiculous. I’d recommend watching anything from 8 to 10 or the one with Jason Statham and The Rock (“Shaw and Hobbs”)

Fast 8

Edit: I got them mixed up. The scene you mentioned is in Fast 8, the one where they go to space is Fast 9.

How did you know???

Oh god

Oh fuck

That is the main reason I deleted Instagram. Pure hell site.

I’m happy to hear that and thank you

Just wanna chime in and say I’m already sorry I asked about the tagline. This wasn’t meant to be bait posting, I just honestly didn’t know what it was about.