The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That’s where the blood’s supposed to be.

Like, Adolf Hitla??

I like to reply to overly open questions with: “How long is a string?”

Can’t figure out how to say this without it sounding weird but thank you for maintaining your toe nails.

Sogar Wasser: ist nass

Having your basic needs met for free doesn’t mean you can’t buy stuff. Having a comfy place to sleep 2m × 0.5m x 0.5m sure is better than not having any place to sleep at all. Especially when it’s winter and you’re likely to not survive the night.

What are the features? What can somebody do with Ontoplano?

It’s from truckers. Most take their shoes off before going inside and sometimes they forget them on the stairs and drive off.

I feier, dass jeder total unbürocratisch einfach kostenfrei alle öffis benutzen darf!

I use mailbox.org and addy.io with a custom domain

Faith in humanity restored!

Ich hatte einen Streichel als ich das las

We also use sheet wood in Europe frequently, so we’re very familiar with it. We just don’t use it for our outer walls and load bearing parts of a structure.

Exchange it for Euros

Panting can also be a sign of stress with dogs

It is if you have a lot of it

I mostly hear the argument that “it creates wealth” but where tf do they think the wealth comes from!? Taken from a sustainably grown wealth tree?

Ich finde, dass Blinken generell vielen Verkehrsteilnehmern in Deutschland schwer fällt. Insbesondere sinnvolles Blinken und nicht: ich blinke eine Sekunde und zieh dann rüber.

I joined years before the first reddit exodus and back then the .ml instance was one of like three available instances.

I keep reading about instances blocking .ml and everybody on .ml being a tanky but I just wanna browse memes 🤷‍♂️

Have you not seen Rick & Morty?