“He thought, that editing a beloved movie after 20 years was a good idea”.

The title doesn’t mention she accepted. 4 times. Is Nazism hereditary?

With the stripper You have a smaller chance of getting fucked.

The people from 7-11 are responsible for the WTC attack. They screwed us over and now they’re laughing.

How is he supposed to piss in a bottle of everybody can see inside the cabin.

That’s an Amazon driver. The water bottle is not for drinking.

Depends on Your definition of wine. In my country anything made from fermented fruit is called wine. My friend once made wine out of carrots.

Should end as a bottle of cheap wine.

People always say that. Like it was in every cat’s nature to unroll the toilet paper when they see it. And it’s the only argument they have. I have never seen a cat do this and I have a lot of friends with cats.

I remember when you stood in front of the counter and told the cashier what you needed and they had to bring You everything from the shelves one by one. Nothing ever was faster than self checkouts.

I don’t get why anybody complains about self checkout. I think we’ve had them for a decade in Poland. Everything works and is much faster than a normal checkout. At this point I’m actually avoiding the few stores that don’t have them yet.

…he’s racist now.

I’m gonna have to know if this is real. I mean, I know the words are true, but did his mother actually say that.

Yes, that’s the other problem. Luckily I’m sailing the high seas so I don’t waste money.

I usually have it the other way around. I’ll watch something, think it’s bad only to discover it has 90% on Rotten Tomatoes.

I don’t know much about punk, but shouldn’t The Clash be up there?

In a normal country, that’s what You call a joke candidate or a troll. But not in America.

Seems appropriate seeing that people kill more cows than sharks.

Bob’s Burgers.

Hard disagree. BCS is nothing like BB. I loved Breaking Bad, hated Better Call Saul. I couldn’t even force myself to watch the final season.