If they did this then i would probably just let them have the $10 gift card

nowhere as big as in this image

Yeah when they’re alive, but everyone knows you grow larger when you become a ghost

“cool cool, and what was your mother’s maiden name?”

Don’t cows only produce milk after giving birth, which is why they are inseminated to keep them in a perpetual pregnant then milk producing cycle?
Not sure i would classify that as consenting

Isn’t the US embassy advice just “you’re on your own, good luck”?

Just joking, they don’t say “good luck” at the end

Thanks for commenting, I have an answer…hi

I have no idea what that means, and yet i completely understand

If there are any misunderstandings, just point at your feet and they’ll immediately understand

Guessing it’s just absurd/shock comedy?

“it’s star wars time”
Starts star waring

Oh my god

You’re right, this is rocket séance!:

Guess I’m going to heaven 😎

Not because of this post, but because no sex

That’s a trick question, the correct answer is “not many enough”

Both top AND bottom text?
Yeah no i’m not reading this /j

That qualifies as healthcare in the US

No

That’s just what big WiFi wants you to think so they can sell you more WiFi
Open your eyes sheeple! And also remember to buy my $499 online course on how to make the vibrations of your aura more positive or something

That’s just how the magic stones remove the negative energy from your body, through bloodletting

It’s the same where I live, and yet i have been almost run over twice in the last two weeks alone