If you know you know

And i don’t

Also this

That joke was a bit derivative

Good, we don’t tolerate any level of sillyness here

I love leopards that eat peoples faces, just don’t eat my face

“don’t tread on me” in the streets, “please step on me daddy trump” in the sheets

Damn that’s deep

Almost as deep as my love for things that make fan work

You probably did it to make it work with fans or something idk

“do you know why i pulled you over?”
“No?”
“license, registration, and name of the hentai that girl on the hood is from please”

You shouldn’t punch war criminals, you should put them in charge of the country, it’s the american way

Me: NNN is going really well
The bread on the counter:

Tried to switch, but a couple of pieces of software did not function correctly on nix, and i work a ton in python and i couldn’t get anything to work there, issues with missing system libraries and so on i think, i ran out of free time for tinkering and had to switch back

I use arch btw

My brain is too smooth, the beans would slide right off it and fall into my mouth

Å be like: “am i a joke to you?”

Hello mom

You’re trying to download a bunch of stuff from a website so you press the “download all” button, not realizing it is referring to all of the internet

Hate it when that happens

Math expert here,
100 (19 / 23) = 82.6
They have downloaded over 80% of the internet, the quicc maffs don’t lie

/j

Recharge? Like electricity? Everyone knows roombas live off of the dust they eat

How are you able to butcher and cook a pig all within your 30 minute lunch break?

Is zootube exactly what I fear it is?