Oh noo!
checks clock
Oh okay

You have to dilute the burger in water, then take a drop off that water and dilute it again, do that 50 times and then drink the resulting water

And as by a miracle, you will feel hydrated

Agreed

I use arch btw

killed hundreds of thousands of civillians

A total of 563 strikes, largely by drones, targeted Pakistan, Somalia and Yemen during Obama’s two terms

100.000/563 = 177
Goddamn what kinds of missiles/bombs were those drones packing? Were they dropping nuclear warheads?

Sure it’s sad that a coworker has just died in front of you, but you know what would be even worse than that?
Letting down the shareholders 😢

Whenever i see that kind of piercing my mind jumps straight to

Did jesus just say we should punish pedophiles?
Even jesus wasn’t safe from the woke mindvirus :(

#PedophilesArePresidentsToo

you still have to disable secureboot though probably

i’ll be taking your smartest genius for a spouse

All of US’ smartest geniouses have long since migrated to better countries i’m afraid

So we will have no way of communicating with them if they’re hot?

Honey is a lie told to us by the bees in order to trick us into building beehives for them

Viagra and long enough, let’s bone

wdtm, it’s peak boomer humor

A wiki page listing people who have called it a genocide doesn’t exactly prove that it was one, and regardless the israelis have long been oppressing the people in gaza, including illegally capturing land by force for many years, so them striking back would be less a genocide and more an act of war, a warcrime in this instance as they largely attacked civillians, but so does israel which is why both the leader of hamas and israel are wanted war criminals

It’s like saying the slave revolts in ancient rome were genocides because the slaves were attacking romans, who else were they supposed to attack? And could you really blame them for striking back at their oppressors?

Ideally it would have been resolved peacefully but the international community turned a blind eye to what was happening, and israel sure as hell wasn’t about to stop out of the kindness of their heart

That comment was too long to read so instead let me ask you a question: if the sun is here on earth illuminating everything (i can see it, it’s bright outside), then how can it also be on the moon illuminating it as well? That’s like saying the lightbulb in my house also illuminates your house

The answer is of course that the moon is just a holographic projection created by the lizard-illuminati to sell more moon-themed products

Thank you, some of my beanst work if i do say so myself

I was just amused by the can advertising it was vegetarian, something i would take as a given, so i made a joke based on it
It’s pretty wild that you 1. didn’t get that it was a joke and 2. accuse me of hating animals for some reason

Why buy vegetarian baked beans if you were going to eat a hotdog with it? Just buy a can of the regular meat beans instead

Dommunity

Rule #2, if your feeling it and you’re feeling good, then taking even more will always make it even better