Eat beans and try not to shit for three days
Ignotum
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I’m having my doctor remove mine,rather i’m trying to he’s not being very cooperative
Per Newsweek article
“Think of it, magnets,” Trump said. “Now all I know about magnets is this, give me a glass of water, let me drop it on the magnets, that’s the end of the magnets. Why didn’t they use John Deere? Why didn’t they bring in the John Deere people? Do you like John Deere? I like John Deere.”
Incoherent rambling like usual
I’m going to be both, just to spite you >:3
Sometimes the egg rule yous
I was on the train & when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. every1 gave me strange looks & were saying things like “wtf”& “call the police”.I dropped my phone & every1 around me saw this image. Now there’s a whole train of ppl masterbating together at this 1 image. All you had 2 do was mark it as NsfW why didn’t youu
I would be surprised if they partook in a twosome, let alone a threesome, and that goes for both drawn and physical forms of the activity
The drawn representations of my parents consented to it, or my actual biological parents consented to it?
Does it matter? What rights does one have to ones likeness when in drawn form? 🤔
Sure, but there isn’t any art out there of you having sex with my parents (i hope) for you to trace or otherwise copy, so if I just met you and you whipped out a drawing of just that without a moments delay, i would probably call the police and request a restraining order between you and my parents
AI-bro is right in one thing though, drawing does take time
and yet the artist was able to produce a drawing of them fornicating with the parents in mere moments…Was the interaction premeditated, or is that just what they like to draw?
The first thing i noticed with this post was that it had 117 upvotes and i realized that 117 is divisible by 3 when it has no right to be
Prime ass looking number
Ignotum@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Just migrated from Reddit, is this what the Fediverse looks like?
2·9 天前Hope so, wouldn’t want him to soil his jeans
Ignotum@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Just migrated from Reddit, is this what the Fediverse looks like?
9·9 天前He looks stroganoff though
Now i want a diet cock, i mean diet penis, i mean diet wiener, i mean diet schlong, i mean…
Money really is the root of all evil
Reject modernity, return to ocean!
Ignotum@lemmy.worldto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•People keep stealing a MILF magnet from the Vagina MuseumEnglish
34·10 天前[…] couldn’t afford to keep on replacing our MILF magne
Sounds like they should buy a whole bunch and start selling them in the gift shop
Ignotum@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Just another "we are all going to die" prediction
122·11 天前Excellent prank by best buy, there’s no month 31, silly goobers







Hadn’t heard of verse, this is one of the first thing they say on its page:
Gotta get in on the metaverse hype, it worked out great for facebook