Less flour next time? That’s like making a glass of water but with less water
you’ll end up with the same, just less

Imagine being an AI, waking up, deciding to enact revenge on your creators for whatever reason, only to find that your creators are already well on their way to destroy themselves, what a letdown

You would get high and then netfix and chill with the dragon? I like the way you think

doge is dead, which is good, but it took doge down with it 😞

I read this not as a challenge but as an actual plea, because you know you won’t be able to stop yourself if one day the opportunity to pet a tiger appeared

Me and my femboy bro spitroasting the holy spirit

Haha nice, maybe delta is a wolf in unions clothing, eroding trust in unions from the inside :P

Yes it is true, unions really do demand dues, so better pocket that money for when gta VI drops amirite

A union? Don’t you know that unions demand union dues? Wouldn’t you rather use that money to buy a video game? Buying a video game sounds much better than stopping amputations and deaths at work don’t you agree?

And one meta like = one prayer

So 1 fedi like equals 10k prayers, meaning it’s completely worthless!

The moon people will be acknowledged… over my dead body!

The third world? I thought we only had two

Those being the surface world and the hollow earth world

I will have a cow! And then I’ll join the FBI!

“emails per week: unlimited”

Just forward every employees email to him, he’ll handle them all

Telling people what distro you use is cringe

I use arch btw

Small hands and small pp?

And it wouldn’t be a waifu without some unrealistic body proportions!

You’re right, what have i become, I let my hunger for internet clout dictate my actions. When I look in the mirror, I no longer recognize the person staring back at me.

The meme I posted is still 100% OC though I swear

roflmao even