Just make up some epic quest and toss them out of the house, they’ll be fine they can fend for themselves

He was a god, of course his pecker was small, as was the style at the time

WiFis had a cable back then

Sure, if you spend a lot of time coddling a windows computer it will usually work somewhat okay, but a linux machine on the other hand just works without any of the hassle, such as having to remember to check in on it before you are going to use it

Yeah i can see that, they travelled to earth with spaceship and other advanced technologies, then we beat them into submission using our pointy sticks and forced them to build shit for us

They’ll probably send it along with the 5000$ voter bribe, saves on the postage

That’s a good haiku

That was an even worse haiku

This is the OG “haha yes” meme, predating the sickos one by… like… 1-2 years according to knowyourmeme (going not by time of creation but their widespread usage as memes)

Im glad I could share something with you
Sometimes dreams can come true
Im happy that I could have a laugh with you
On the internet

You’re right it is super funny
Thank you for stopping by.

That’s a literary technique called “anaphora”, or in layman terms, “repeating shit”, it’s a highly advanced technique used to emphasize the importance of something, his use of it is actually a demonstration of how much of a big brain smart boy he is

/j

On the community info page

Actually he has warned of the dangers of oceans, and batteries, and sharks

So I said, there’s a shark 10 yards away from the boat, do I get electrocuted? If the boat is sinking, water goes over the battery, the boat is sinking, do I stay on top of the boat and get electrocuted? Or do I jump over by the shark and not get electrocuted?
Because I will tell you he didn’t know the answer. He said, ‘you know, nobody’s ever asked me that question.’ I said I think it’s a good question. I think there’s a lot of electric current coming to that water. But you know what I’d do? If there was a shark or you get electrocuted, I’ll take electrocution every single time. I’m not getting near the shark.

I was also rescued from 9/11, by being on a different continent

It’s on the internet so it must be true

Q: what makes me human?
A: pasta

Oh wait, the first word was “that” not “what”