“Itō Jakuchu looked at his work and wept, for there were no more frogs worth drawing”

If you can’t pay then they’ll put the baby back in

The drums themselves would’ve made for a better gift tbh

Amateur, everyone knows you’re supposed to bite it 🙄

All I, all I, all I, all I wanted
Was a bit of bread
Mama called me disappointment
Papa called me fat

I like it garlic, rye, and brown
Banana, honeybun
Brioche, focaccia, naan
Bagel, baguette, and croissant
I like it black and white
I like it thick and fried
It’s always on my mind

Look at my bakery
I got some cake, I got flavours
It’s hot and spicy, sweet and savoury
Bake it, cook it, make it right
Matzo, pizza make me high
Sold my mom for piece of pie, bye, bye

Oh, mamma mia
That was a bad idea
Explosive diarrhea
That gluten’s really bad
But sorry
Bread makes me kinda horny
My homies tried to warn me
I’m celiac and dead

I only last a couple of seconds when I’m with a tree so even if you triple it…
Oh you meant like just hanging around?

Having to clean every single ceiling tile surely has to count as extra work

My arch nemesis strikes again!

That’s what she said!

I think it might be ai, if you look really closely you’ll see that the woman has 6 fingers on one hand

It’s getting harder and harder to spot with each passing day

Getting some “crying baby vs nuclear bomb” vibes from that

I saw a few billionaires skulking around there, so probably disturbingly “fresh” 🤢

I came

To this community for posts just like this

That’s too many steps, I’ll just stick to talking with the voices in my head

They did, in a sense, they skip a few steps and just jumps to the answer

In murica you are free,
free to choose between insurmountable debt or death!

Some men after finding out what women’s romance novels are actually like:

“Wish granted, you now have 300k in student debt, you’re fucked”

First crying over NNN, then crying over all the holiday stress

That’s amazing and i would love to support your cause, how does one become a member of this TinyPP club?