Back in my day it was 07734

Yes

Oh man. Does this still happen?

When I’m stressed out. The words “TurboGrafx 16” keeps repeating in my head. Its been awhile since this has happened, but it was so horrible.

Does a dinosaur taste like a chicken or a lizard/fish?

I hate ads but I work in advertising.

Have kid, bought a cover for my leather couches and is constantly pulling it off to clean them. Haven’t had an accident that I couldn’t clean up and my kid gets to be a kid.

Doesn’t matter, Release the Epstein Files.

Doesn’t matter, release the Epstein Files.

Japan and Taiwan are the same plug but they use 100V and we are 110V.

Unfortunately, they will just send you to collections.

Doesn’t matter, release the Epstein Files

Don’t for all the night night hosts. Colbert, Kimmel, Oliver, etc.

The gloryhole is a metaphor for Melania. And the wall says “Jeff was here”.

Have you seen how much Selentis thinks their cars are worth? He might not be the poorest, but he is definitely the dumbest.

That poor guy in the Jeep is the last car in the caravan on the walkie saying, “Wait up, brosssss”

First Hogan, then Trump.

There is a certain point where the woman is taking too much testosterone and starting to look like a man.

TIL that I been deceived my entire life.