Do Chinese snicker amongst themselves when they see a tourist wearing a green hat? I know I would

I want to connect with you, emotionally :)

Divorced dads 🤝 lesbians 🤝 teenage boys

(Their taste in t-shirts)

Hell yea

315 represent

What gets me is when I set to sort results by top, 1 month (for example) and it shows posts from 2 years ago

I was given fentanyl during a medical procedure and can confirm the high fades really fast. During the procedure I was at peace, just laying there without a care or worry in the world and virtually no pain. Within about 15 minutes of the procedure’s end I was back to cold, sober agony.

she slop my hog til I oink

Listen, you gotta stop shitting in the kids’ sand box. It’s unhygienic!

Dude it’s a silly little comic featuring animal cartoon characters, it does not justify this level of rage.

I’m so down for this

Whoa, this just made me remember the dream I had last night. Pelicans were flocking in my town and eating the squirrels!

I think my cats would disturb my sleep a lot more if I forbade them from sleeping with me. Screaming and scratching at the door isn’t good for a light sleeper like me.

FEMA balls ayy lmaoo

A necklace doesn’t inhibit movement but okay.

My parents sucked but I’m grateful they at least didn’t leash me like a dog. They degraded me enough already.

I have mastered it at this point I think. Sometimes me and my wife just do it at each other over and over when we’re bored

Ooowahahahah

I thought the flight was to Corsica not Coruscant!!

I have a severe chronic illness that has destroyed my ability to do just about anything and causes immense pain. I still try to live for my loved ones and do what I can within my limited power to improve my circumstances. This post is not an attack on people like me.

ITT: People addicted to feeling miserable making any excuse they can for refusing to even attempt to improve their lives in any way.