Ooof :(

I’m pretty sure it is. That’s my gut. I really fucking hope I’m right.

It has been a long, long ten years.

I was told time would speed up as I aged.

You are incredibly lucky. Like my tap water is fairly great and all but not 4am great. Nom nom nom. Bueno.

Same :D After a few drinks that middle of the night water just hits like an angel crying on my tongue.

There’s a classic that Irish rail used to pull out of their bag of shite excuses until they got slagged to death over it:

Leaves on the track.

No joke. C’mon now lads. In fairness though the train service in Dublin and inter-city is pretty reliable and reasonable.

Dream fight. See you in two hours.

Wild! I would love to know what it feels like.

This one is on my phone because I used to fight Muay Thai and sent it to my best friend who fought out of the same gym and we had a good laugh about it.

I hear you but I feel like the definition of a meme has changed with time and I thought it would add some fun because I have a heap more so my plan was to just post one a day.