Imagine being in the middle of a friendly conversation where you ask a question and the person says, “Why are you asking me?? Just google it.”

For Sam:

I’ll get the champagne for us and tissues for Sam.

I second Joplin. I use it on Android and sync it locally (and only locally) with my Mac. It uses Markdown.

“Massive copyright infringement”, and it would mean massive fines or jail time for us.

You don’t think there’s debate about nuclear waste and how and where to store it? Because those are my reservations about nuclear power.

Come on, that’s not fair. We get some things:

My neighbor got robbed when she posted about being away on holiday. What an experience!

And there was that time that some users had private messages made public due to a security glitch. I’m sure that ended more than a few relationships!

We get mass surveillance – that’s a pretty good one, yeah?.. No?