Do this, don’t do that, can’t you read the sign?
ugly bag of mostly water
don’t keep sweatin’ what I do 'cause I’m gonna be just fine
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•‘It smelled of onions and mustard,’ Border Patrol officer hit by sandwich in DC testifiesEnglish
2511·1 天前I cannot believe we’re wasting taxpayer dollars on a ballistic hoagie attack.
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.ca•Is there an equivalent to sounds that only young people can hear that drives them away—but for old people?
11·1 天前Somebody touching the thermostat
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News@lemmy.world•USDA Threatens Stores Giving Discounts to People on Food Stamps
10·1 天前Yet… if they’re unable to pay with SNAP because the funding is cut off, wouldn’t that law be inapplicable?
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Map Enthusiasts@sopuli.xyz•"How do you pronounce Mary/merry/marry?"
5·2 天前I’m from NJ and these are all different sounds to me. This short shows the difference: https://youtube.com/shorts/S3EaMZUXQYs
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THE POLICE PROBLEM@lemmy.world•Fascist paramilitary crashed into a U.S. citizen on her way to work, then dragged her out and arrested her [10/10/2025, Chicago] (Article)English
7·2 天前These fucking pieces of shit are a disgrace. Name and shame and make their lives unlivable.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Always question those who are the "teachers"
2·2 天前Ah, I see now - that’s a very good point!
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Always question those who are the "teachers"
11·3 天前If you re-read what I wrote, you’ll see that’s not at all what I’m saying. Regardless I’m done with this conversation because this:
I’m sorry to be pedantic
No you’re not.
is unnecessarily rude. Have a great day.
Please give him a smooch on his noggin for me! Such a handsome brindleboi
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Today I Learned (TIL)@lemmy.ca•TIL for nearly a thousand years, the ancient world’s most popular and admired comedian was Menander of Athens. Ironically, his work was lost to history until 1952, when a single play was rediscovered
15·3 天前I wonder if we’d find his work funny today.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Always question those who are the "teachers"
11·3 天前The person I was replying was “guaranteeing” that a 300lb person can lift at least 300lbs. I’m sure your father was strong but he was a professional gymnast. He’s an outlier. And genuinely, good for your dad - that’s great. But the vast majority of 300lb people aren’t super fit. They can’t all lift 300lbs and this is what I’m arguing. I’m not talking specifically about your dad, I’m replying to the other poster who was making a ridiculous generalization.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Always question those who are the "teachers"
11·3 天前I’m sorry to be pedantic, but you said:
How much do you think a 300 lb person can lift? I guarantee it’s at least 300 lbs.
And I’m telling you it’s unlikely they can lift 300lbs. Deadlift, lunge, squat. Because that weight is in addition to the body weight they’re used to carrying. And even for bench, pull-up, or chin-up, they are unlikely to be able to complete even one rep because those require upper body and core strength, which are not naturally built just by dint of being obese.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Always question those who are the "teachers"
1·3 天前I’m just saying that the average 300lb person isn’t magically super strong.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Always question those who are the "teachers"
2·3 天前Let’s see your average 300lb person do a pull-up. Or let’s see them deadlift 300lbs.
Sure their legs will be strong from carting around all that mass, but unless they’re actively strength training, that leg strength isn’t going to be as impressive as you think.













Ha I’m listening to the Delta Flyers recap of this episode right now :)