In the deceptively simple, yet seemingly complex social conundrum, you’re practically insulting two or several of their generations.
You see, their daddy and granddaddy before them didn’t need no paternity leave and their kids (as in themselves) turned out to be just fine! Now here you are coddling and spoiling your children rotten, proving everything wrong with the newer generations!
How can a man provide food on the table, a roof over their heads and clothes on their backs by sitting at home and playing with their kids? Unthinkable! Unconscionable! Un-American!
Or so a theory goes…
Hitler liked all the evil sky daddy religions. It was his kink.