

“Hangin’ in there” is what I generally use when I’m not fine but I know it’s just a greeting. It conveys that things are less than fine, but not by how much, and that I’m still functioning.
Some other, more flippant ones: “As well as can be expected”, a shrug and a “meh”, “Too early to tell” (if it’s first thing in the morning / just arriving to work), “Sitting up and taking nourishment”, etc.
You can even skip answering at all, and move directly to the response greeting, “Hey, how are you?”













Baked potatoes are a delivery mechanism for sour cream, butter, salt and pepper.