Keine Angst, die ist in irgendeinem fancy Projekt das irgendwann wieder eingedampft wird. Ich hab wieder vergessen was es war, aber sicher weit weg von dir

This really could have been an email

Geht ein Pferd in eine Bar. Fragt der Barkeeper: Warum so ein langes Gesicht?

It’s very cost effective in terms of content creation. Just give 2 people a mike and you get 2h worth of content you can upload uncut

More like an acorn

I’m not a native speaker and I don’t know the difference honestly. I read the book in English and I think it said squash and just remembered it in my native language. Pumpkin is what I was taught in school

I stand with Hummus #freePalestine

Ich weiß wen du meinst, aber das war in der Verwaltung vom Fernverkehr, nicht operative. Sie hatte eine nichts sagende Rolle und niemand wusste so wirklich was sie macht. Als sie gegangen ist, wurde die Rolle nicht nach besetzt, sondern die Aufgaben verteilt und es war nicht viel. Jetzt ist sie bei InfraGO.

The social variant of impostor syndrome

There actually is a Native American tradition spanning I think from modern day Mexico all the way to the Great Lakes called Three Sisters to grow maize, beans and pumpkins simultaneously on the same ground. This is good in many regards: nutrients, the way they use the soil (one has deep roots, one shallow, one in between) and above (pumpkins can use the others to climb), aesthetics, against insects, …

I read about it in Braiding Sweetgrass. Thanks for listening to my Ted Talk

Thanks for not using AI to create this meme

“I can fix him”

No, you can’t

I Imagine a colorblind person trying to match the colors

I looked it up and German has several translations, among them Zedrate, as you suggested, but also Judenapfel (Jew apple) for no obvious reason (according to dict.cc)

Und warum liegt da Strohrum?

Ohne Rosinen??

c/usefulguides

That’s not a worm. One trick to identity worms is to count legs. Worms have none. This one does so it’s a furby and not a worm.

Well, this community is called shitpost so he might be eating something else, who knows

It might be adjustable in some way