owns a ring camera, a second ring camera for his backyard, a shotgun, an AR-15, and a german shepherd because he’s afraid of a break-in while living in an isolated upper middle class suburb in the rural midwest

i’m gonna be a junior in college next semester and couldn’t even see myself getting with a freshman…meanwhile every other old married couple i know seems like they met at like 16 and 24??

insane to me how age gaps like that were morally acceptable back then yet being gay or bi somehow made you the spawn of satan

literally same person

equivalent to the weight of 600,000 hamburgers!