Pie was never meant to be commercialised!

(Also come on guys, please stop shortening it to ‘pi’. We’re not restricted by '90s SMS length any more!)

Lehrer explained it so poorly it put people off.

Here. You’ve got four of it.

Pff, your generation…

Nah, that’s too cringe.

Now he’s a true match for Plato, whose name means ‘broad’, and may have been a fighter.

Sorry, are you saying, “stop thinking about the issue in hand until the one I care about is done”?

Amidst all the outrage, I’d like to say I’m really in favour of having workplaces child friendly where possible. More time of letting the children spend time with mum or dad, rather than going to corporate childcare.

If any of you are planning an office layout today, make a playroom!